Everybody Pants!

Ha haaaaaaa! Man, I am so glad I found this old Dress Me Up Ken Doll! I had a heap of paperwork to deal with today, old Sony contract renewals and stuff, and every so often I'd put down my pen, squint at Ken, and go like "Eet ees your pantss, ameego!" and just pants him without mercy. Man, I think I'm gonna start carryin' him around in like a holster or something, I can't tell you how relieving it is to attack the little guy and pull his pants down. It's grounding, you know. Like how some folks rub worry stones around in their hands, but way more funny. I can't explain it.